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Today is King Mother Birthday, a public holiday in Cambodia. This day commemorates the birthday of Queen Mother Norodom Monineath in 1936.

Queen Mother Norodom Monineath was born on June 18th 1936 in Saigon, when it was part of French Indochina. Her birth name was Paule-Monique Izzi and her father was French.

She was queen consort of Cambodia from 1952 to 1955 and again from 1993 to 2004, as the wife of King Norodom Sihanouk. She first met Norodom Sihanouk in 1951 when he awarded her first prize in a beauty contest. They married the following year.

King Norodom Sihanouk abdicated in 2004, with his son becoming his successor, making Norodom Monineath the Queen Mother.

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Good brickwork

Bada Bing!

Marjorie Taylor Greene warns that windmills will drive up the cost of wind.

I just want to know why my clothes only get stuck on the door handles when I’m in a bad mood.

Evangenitals: Fundamentalist Christians who are constantly interested in what’s in someone else’s pants.

I’m a modern man. I don’t have a problem buying tampons.

But apparently, they are not a proper birthday present.

Trying to think of a tree pun but I’m stumped.

I meant to behave but there were so many other options.

If a bag is not resealable, then it contains one serving.

If you’re waiting for the folks in the cult to come to their senses, then you don’t understand a cult.

Your phone won’t auto correct when you have caps lock on because it assumes you’re angry and doesn’t want to get involved.

People who love Chick-fil-A say they could eat there 24/6.

When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later.

I’m very sad to announce that my Origami business has folded.

If somebody is being snarky to you, just say, “Excuse me, you have something stuck in your teeth.” They’ll be looking for the nearest mirror in a heartbeat.

Remember if you work hard enough at your job, you get to do other people’s work too.

Of all the poop in the world, who decided that bat shit was the craziest?

A real man will never stand there and watch his woman pay for anything. He’ll go and wait in the car.

I came in early today and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I’m a monster but others will say nomster.

I could never join a cult. I hate meetings.

I can’t watch a movie where a dog dies. But I can watch a serial killer movie where 27 people are murdered.

“I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.”

You know when you buy a bag of salad and it starts getting brown and has gross water in it? Doughnuts never do that.

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Today is the birthday, in 1942, of Paul McCartney, The Beatles, Wings, solo. The most successful rock composer of all time. McCartney first met John Lennon on July 6th 1957, who was impressed that Paul could tune a guitar. With The Beatles he scored 21 US No.1 & 17 UK No.1 singles plus McCartney has scored over 30 US & UK solo Top 40 hit singles. He has written and co-written 188 charted records, of which 91 reached the Top 10 and 33 made it to No.1 totaling 1,662 weeks on the chart. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tpr_IDKVv9k