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Thoughts from the depths of the Eastern Shore

FRIDAY at last!

Today is Victory and Homeland Thanksgiving Day, a public holiday in Croatia. The full title of the holiday is ‘Victory and Homeland Thanksgiving Day and the Day of Croatian Defenders’. In Croatian, it is known as ‘Dan pobjede i domovinske zahvalnosti i dan hrvatskih branitelja’.

The holiday commemorates the liberation of the city of Knin on this day in 1995.

Do you know why I stopped you?

Signzzzz

Here’s a song many of you will remember…

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, sixties and seventies

WENNSDAY

Today is Independence Day in Niger, a public holiday. This holiday commemorates full independence from France on this day in 1960.

Not true!

Today is the birthday, in 1926, of Tony Bennett. There are not enough words…

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, sixties and seventies

TOOSDAY

Today is Culturama Day, a public holiday in St. Kitts and Nevis. It extends the Emancipation Day holidays by one day and is a festival that showcases the cultural heritage of the islands.

Resume

Bada Bing!

I bought a can of fly spray and sprayed it all over me. I still can’t fly.

When you have more than one kid, it’s important to take them out separately for ice cream sometimes. They get important one on one time, and you get more ice cream.

Idolizing a politician is like believing the stripper really likes you.

I got my paycheck and the envelope was full of parsley. Somebody garnished my wages.

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for.

1. When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison.

2. To me, “drink responsibly” means don’t spill it.

3. Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new midnight.

4. It’s the start of a brand new day, and I’m off like a herd of turtles.

5. The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

6. When I say, “The other day,” I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15 years ago.

7. I remember being able to get up without making sound effects.

8. I had my patience tested. I’m negative.

9. Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn’t fit any of your containers.

10. If you’re sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, “Did you bring the money?”

SIGNZZZZ

On this day in 1975, the Eagles went to number one with this hit song.

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, sixties and seventies

MONDAY, Monday…

Today is Emancipation Day, a public holiday in most English-speaking Caribbean nations. It marks the end of slavery in the British Empire on August 1, 1834.

Today is the birthday, in 1942, of Jerry Garcia of the Grateful Dead. Garcia also founded a variety of side projects, including the Saunders–Garcia Band, the Jerry Garcia Band, Old and in the Way, the Garcia/Grisman acoustic duo, Legion of Mary, and the New Riders of the Purple Sage. He also did a bit of art – I own a number of Jerry Garcia ties.

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, sixties and seventies

WEDNESDAY of late July

Today is The Day of Victory in the Fatherland Liberation War, a public holiday in North Korea. This day commemorates the signing of the armistice agreement on July 27th 1953 that brought to an end the fighting in the Korean War – but not the end of the war…

Standards…

Today is the birthday, in 1933, of Nick Reynolds of the Kingston Trio, one of the most prominent groups of the folk/pop era in the fifties. This is one of their number one songs.

Posted by Tom in folk, Humor, Music