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Those Other Books

I’m sure it seems from my book reviews that I very much like every book I read. That is decidedly not the case. I start many more books than I finish. Here are a few that recently failed to complete for one reason or another.

C Pam Zhang on Twitter: "My debut novel, HOW MUCH OF THESE HILLS IS GOLD,  is out today. It's a new American epic for some of the rest of us, and it

I really wanted to like this book by C Pam Zhang. It was a ‘notable book of the year’ for the NYT, WaPo, NPR and was longlisted for the Booker Prize. It started off fine with a story about orphaned children of 19th century Chinese immigrants trying to survive but then swerved into giant buffalo bones and tiger paw prints that made no sense to me in the context of the book. I moved on.

Title details for Riot Baby by Tochi Onyebuchi - Wait list

This is the first ‘adult’ book by Tochi Aneybuchi and I think it shows. It won high accolades and a large number of awards, but I just couldn’t get into it. It seems to me that it relies far too much on the ‘superhero’ trope and I just don’t enjoy that.

Title details for The Ministry for the Future by Kim Stanley Robinson - Wait list

Apparently some people liked this book by Kim Stanley Robinson. I found it incoherent and virtually unreadable. It starts off promisingly enough with a massive heat wave that engulfs a part of India and kills thousands. This doesn’t seem far out of the realm of possibility to me. Then Robinson begins rapidly changing the POV, timeline, location, principals so quickly and in ways that seemed to me to be unrelated that I was unable to follow the book.

Title details for The White Ship by Charles Spencer - Wait list

I liked this book but eventually it seemed interminable. Spencer follows the course of the English monarchy and its Norman cousins from the Norman invasion through decades of conflict with a huge cast of characters and battles. I generally love good histories, but the level of detail Spencer offers us in eventually excruciating. I might try this again if I’m trapped alone for several years with nothing else to read.

Title details for Celestial Bodies by Jokha Alharthi - Available

This is another book that I very much wanted to like. Here’s a blurb from the publisher:

In the village of al-Awafi in Oman, we encounter three sisters: Mayya, who marries after a heartbreak; Asma, who marries from a sense of duty; and Khawla, who chooses to refuse all offers and await a reunion with the man she loves, who has emigrated to Canada.

These three women and their families, their losses and loves, unspool beautifully against a backdrop of a rapidly changing Oman, a country evolving from a traditional, slave-owning society into its complex present. Through the sisters, we glimpse a society in all its degrees, from the very poorest of the local slave families to those making money through the advent of new wealth.

The first novel originally written in Arabic to ever win the Man Booker International Prize, and the first book by a female Omani author to be translated into English, Celestial Bodies marks the arrival in the United States of a major international writer.

It looks really interesting and it may be that I was too busy with other things at the time I read it, but it seemed to take forever to get started and it was hard for me to keep the names straight for some reason. I’ve put it back in my queue, but my queue has over 100 entries, so it may be a while.

Posted by Tom in Books

FRIIIIIIIDAAAAAAAAYY

Today is National Army Day in Armenia, a public holiday. It commemorates the formation of the armed forces of the newly independent Republic of Armenia in 1992.

I totally missed that yesterday was the birthday, in 1756, of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Here are some of his most loved pieces.

Posted by Tom in classical, Humor, Music

yes, it’s definitely THURSDAY

Today is Saint Dévote’s Day and a public holiday in Monaco. Saint Devote is the patron saint of Monaco. She was killed during the Diocletian persecutions of Christians in 303 AD.

LETTER SPACING IS IMPORTANT!

Today is the birthday, in 1951, of Seth Justman – keyboard and vocals for the J Geils Band.

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, sixties and seventies

Middle of the Week Day

Today is Australia Day, the official national day of Australia. It marks the landing of the first fleet at Sydney Cove and the raising of the Union Flag by Arthur Phillip.

Preschool suggestions:

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Do you need help? Yes, but I chose to come here instead.

Well, since I already referenced Offenbach above, here’s a lovely little piece by him.

Posted by Tom in classical, Humor, Music

TUESDAY

Today is Betico Croes Day (Dia di Betico), a public holiday in Aruba. This official holiday in Aruba marks the birthday of Betico Croes, known as the father of the Aruban nation. Aruba is an island and a constituent country of the Kingdom of the Netherlands in the southern Caribbean Sea.

Alien Observers
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Be sure to have some good Scotch tonight!

Bada Bing!

I’m getting a Ph.D. so when I get something in the mail that I’ve purchased, I can say, “Ah, just what the doctor ordered!” every single time until I die!

Romeo: Juliet is the sun!Neil deGrasse Tyson: (loudly from the balcony) NO SHE ISN’T!

She passed on the scalloped potatoes because “I really don’t like seafood.” It was at that moment that I knew she was dumb enough to sleep with me.

I was at the store and there was an X on the floor by the register marking the place for me to stand. I’ve seen too many road runner cartoons to fall for that crap.

How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your pan? You take away their little brooms.

People on benefits aren’t negatively affecting your life in the slightest. Your life sucks because of the rich, and blaming people on benefits is exactly what they want you to do.

They say it’s better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable.But how about a compromise like moderately well off and moody?

Dad! I need your help. I’ve got a flat tire.  Can’t your husband help? I called him but he’s busy.  OK, do you have a spare? I called him too but he didn’t answer.

Bats now use the term “trumpshit crazy”.

The look on your face when you try to leave work a little early and your boss reminds you that you have 7 hours left.

Teacher: Name a book that made you cry. Me: Algebra.

Just helped a neighbor bury a rolled-up carpet in the woods. Her boyfriend would’ve done it, but he’s out of town.

I played a game of quiet tennis today. It’s like regular tennis but without the racket.

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.

A big storm is coming and everyone is buying Milk, bread, and eggs. Apparently, during a storm, you’re supposed to make french toast.

I got an email saying, “At Google Earth, we can read maps backward!” I thought, “That’s just spam.”

I haven’t lost all my marbles yet, but there’s definitely a small hole in the bag somewhere.

On this day in 1964, the Beatles scored their first number one hit in the U.S.

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, sixties and seventies