daily humor

It’s THURSDAY!

Today is the first day of Ramadan. Ramadan is a period of fasting and spiritual growth and is one of the five “pillars of Islam” – the others being the declaration of faith, daily prayer, alms-giving and the pilgrimage to Mecca. Able-bodied Muslims are expected to abstain from eating, drinking and sexual relations from dawn to sunset each day of the month.


On this day in 1985, John Fogarty went to number one on the album chart with Centerfield. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xq3hEMUeBGQ

Posted by Tom in eighties music, Humor, Music

WEDNESDAY – still Spring!

Today people in many countries celebrate or continue celebrating Nowruz (Novruz, Navruz, Nooruz, Nevruz, Nauryz) meaning New Day. It marks the beginning of spring according to the Solar Hijri calendar.

a Kurdish girl during Nowruz preparations

BADA BING!

Those who want us to work to age 70 and the ones who won’t hire us after age 50 are the same people.

I love DST, it makes whiny people mad and that brings me joy.

When my wife was pregnant I asked the midwife how many babies she had to deliver to become a fullwife.

Watching the chickens move about the yard is very relaxing. Like poultry in motion.

My wife said, “Is it me, or is the dog getting fat”? Apparently, “It’s not the dog”, was the wrong answer.

I don’t know which is longer, a microwave minute or a treadmill minute.

That awkward moment when you’re ‘protecting’ children from drag, but not from being killed in school.

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. 

If it weren’t for the invention of Venetian blinds, it would be curtains for us all.

Of the multitude of foods that taste like chicken, I find it ironic that eggs don’t.

I was watching the Bermuda Philharmonic Orchestra when the guy on the triangle disappeared.

Doctor: No, you’re not retaining water. You seem to be retaining food.

On this day in 1965, The Temptations released their second studio album Sing Smokey. As its name implies, it is composed entirely of songs written and produced by Smokey Robinson, and several other members of the Miracles as well. More importantly, it featured one of the well known Motown releases in its history ‘My Girl’. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_CSjcm-z1w

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, sixties and seventies

TUESDAY – welcome Spring!

Today is Independence Day in Namibia, a public holiday. The holiday celebrates Namibia’s independence from South Africa on March 21st 1990.

Today is the birthday, in 1685, of Johann Sebastian Bach. There are so many pieces to choose from but this one is kind of spring-like. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdsyNwUoON0

Posted by Tom in classical, Humor, Music

MONDAY – the First Day of Spring!

Today is Saint Joseph’s Day, a public holiday in Colombia. Saint Joseph’s Day is the feast day for Joseph, the husband of Mary and the adoptive and earthly father of Jesus according to Christian belief. In Colombia, Saint Joseph’s Day is also referred to as “Dia del Hombre”, meaning “Day of Men”. It is seen as a celebration not only of Joseph and of the role of good fathers, but also of the role of men in general in society.

KOLLEDGE

Today is the Spring Equinox in the northern hemisphere. In pagan circles it is a day to honor the Goddess of Spring known as Ostara or Eostre (from whose name the word “Easter” comes).

Saturday was the birthday, in 1844, of Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov, Russian romantic composer. Here is the amazing Yuja Wang playing ‘Flight of the Bumblebee’ a musical interlude from his opera – the Tale of Tsar Saltan. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8alxBofd_eQ

Posted by Tom in classical, Humor, Music

FRIDAY – St. Patrick’s Day!

Today is Sheikh Mujibur Rahman’s Birthday, a public holiday in Bangladesh. This holiday may also be known as ‘Father of the Nation’s birth anniversary’ and it commemorates the birthday in 1920 of Sheikh Mujibur Rahman who is regarded as the father of the nation of Bangladesh and is popularly known as Bangabandhu (“Friend of Bengal”).

Haha…

“Don’t forget that Saint Patrick is not the only saint whose feast day is March 17. It is also the feast day of Saint Gertrude of Nivelles, the patron saint of cats and the people who love them.”

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jgd07Ica5s

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, World