daily humor

FRIDAY at last!

Today is Transfer Day, a public holiday in the US Virgin Islands. The holiday commemorates this day in 1917 when Denmark ceded the islands to the United States. On March 31st 1917, the 133-square-mile island chain comprising the Danish West Indies was ceded to the United States by Denmark, becoming the U.S. Virgin Islands in exchange for $25 million in gold.

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Today is the birthday, in 1953, of Sean Hopper, keyboards with Huey Lewis and the News who had the 1985 UK No.11 & US No.1 single ‘The Power Of Love’. Their third, and best-selling, album was the 1983 Sports, and they contributed to the soundtrack of the 1985 feature film Back to the Future. Note: the music in this video starts at around 2 minutes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBl2QGAIx1s

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, sixties and seventies

a fine WEDNESDAY

Today is Martyr’s Day in Madagascar. Also known as Commemoration Day or Insurrection Day, this holiday commemorates those who died in the 1947 uprising against French rule. While estimates of the number of Malagasy casualties vary wildly from 11,000 to 100,000, the indisputable violent repression of the uprising had a major impact on the country.

Today is the birthday, in 1940 of Brazilian samba and bossa nova singer Astrud Gilberto Her version of ‘The Girl from Ipanema’ won a Grammy for Record of the Year in 1965. Here’s another of her songs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9srw5FRm5eA

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, World

Last TUESDAY in March

Today is Boganda Day, a public holiday in the Central African Republic. This day honors Barthélemy Boganda, the nation’s first prime minister on the anniversary of his death on this day in 1959. Barthélemy Boganda was a leading nationalist politician and the driving force in the creation of the Central African Republic in 1958.

Before his political career, Boganda had become the first African Roman Catholic priest in Ubangi-Shari, a French colony that is now part of the CAR. He became involved in politics and in 1946 he was elected to the French National Assembly, becoming the first representative of the CAR in the French government.

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Hmmm

BADA BING!

I invented a thought controlled air freshener. It makes scents when you think about it.

I entered the world kleptomaniac championships. I took gold, silver, and bronze.

“She was wearing unscented perfume. It came in a little empty bottle.”

I always pay my homeopathics with an envelope that used to contain money.

Alexa… remind me what I came in this room for.

When you clean out a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner.

How do you make a waterbed even more bouncy? Use spring water.

All of those galaxies with trillions of planets and we end up on one with a 40-hour work week.

Julius Caesar died in an ideal way, surrounded by friends.

If you aren’t happy single, you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from food, not relationships.

I don’t do drugs or drink .At my age, I get the same effect by standing up too fast.

Customer: Do you have Viagra for women? Pharmacist: Jewelry store, across the street.

I just found out that my life is based on a true story.

I just invented a car that only moves when the driver is silent. I mean, it goes without saying…

Police have confirmed that the man who fell from the roof of the nightclub was not a bouncer.

Just found out that the company that produces yardsticks won’t be making them any longer.

I couldn’t find any good videos for today’s birthdays so here are the Bay City Rollers! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGD27WgtKhI&list=PLDHCLXs2vTkI1e-DTH5lMprpu7uAc22BL&index=80

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, sixties and seventies

Last MONDAY in March!

Today is Prince Jonah Kūhiō Kalaniana‘ole Day, a public holiday in Hawai‘i. Prince Jonah Kuhio was born on 26 March 1871 into Hawaiian nobility. By the age of 13, he was an orphan as both parents had died by 1884. He was adopted by Queen Kapiʻolani, who was his aunt, making Kuhio a prince of the Kingdom of Hawai’i.

Prince Kuhio

Yesterday was the birthday, in 1770, of Ludwig van Beethoven. Here is the amazing Yuja Wang with his Piano Sonata 18. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzf-B2HsSos

Posted by Tom in classical, Humor, Music

finally FRIDAY

Today is Truth and Justice Memorial Day in Argentina. It commemorates those who ‘disappeared’ under the military junta that came to power in 1976. This Argentinian public holiday is held on March 24th, the anniversary of the coup d’état of 1976 that overthrew President Isabel Peron and brought the National Reorganization Process to power. The coup installed the bloodiest dictatorship in the history of the country, led by General Jorge Rafael Videla, Admiral Emilio Eduardo Massera and Brigadier-General Orlando Ramón Agosti. At least 10,000 and as many as 30,000 were hunted down, tortured and ‘disappeared’ by security forces and right-wing death squads.


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On this day in 1973 the O’Jays went to number one on the chart with ‘Love Train’. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BlkTSKqE_8

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, sixties and seventies