Today is Incwala Day, a public holiday in Eswatini. Incwala is Eswatini’s most important cultural event and celebrates the start of the harvest season. In the run-up to the festival, men journey to the coast of Mozambique to gather water. It is only after the king eats the first fruit that the people can partake of the harvest. This is why the festival is sometimes called the ‘First Fruits Festival’, but that event takes place on the fourth day and the festival extends over six days, full of rituals and traditions developed over many centuries.
Car needs work…
Bada Bing!
Every job Medusa had, she had to go through sexual harassment training. She couldn’t stop objectifying people.
I start my new job at the guillotine factory today. I’ll beheading there soon.
I’m getting really sick of millennials’ attitudes lately. Walking around like they rent the place.
Well, I am as about as worthless as the ejection seat on a helicopter right now.
Most people think I’m arrogant…But who cares what peasants think.
As the year comes to an end, I urge my friends to take care of yourselves and avoid accidents because spare parts for old models like you are no longer in stock.
I decided to make sure my wife woke up with a big smile on her face this morning. I can’t have sharpies in the house anymore.
If you’re ever feeling useless in your job, remember, some guy has to put nutrition information on bags of ice.
I saw a guy going up a hill with a wheelbarrow full of horseshoes, four-leaf clovers, and rabbits’ feet. I thought, “He’s pushing his luck”.
Always jingle all the way. Nobody likes a half-assed jingler.
Here’s a great music video from long past…
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